I see a white van—nah, wait—is that the ambulance?! (skrrt)
"Free candy" on the side? I'm takin' that f**kin' chance.
Risk it all for them sweets, might lose my goddamn soul,
Hop in, doors slam—now I’m deep in a candy hole.
Fell off the map in Skyrim, hit the ground, no respawn,
Almost murked a giant, had me flyin’ like King Kong.
Sword in my hand, no plan, just rage and some dumb luck,
"Almost" don't count, but damn, I almost f**ked him up
YIPPEE! Life’s wild, brain fried, still laughin’
Phone at 12%, sh*t’s dyin’ with no passion.
My brother dumb as f**k—ayo, who adopted who?!
If he ain't from the trash can, then maybe I am too! (YEEEUUUGH)
Yeah, my screen dim, my vibe high,
No charger in sight but I still fly.
Autocorrect failin’, mind derailed and
TikTok got me dancin' like a psychopath whale.
Reality glitchin’, I’m switchin’ lanes in my mind,
Crackin’ jokes, snackin’ hopes, crossin’ every line.
“Free candy?” That’s bait—but I’m dumb and I’m proud,
Pulled up in that van like “YOLO,” scream it loud!
YIPPEE! Life’s wild, brain fried, still laughin’
Phone at 12%, sh*t’s dyin’ with no passion.
My brother dumb as f**k—ayo, who adopted who?!
If he ain't from the trash can, then maybe I am too!
White van dreams…
Giant fights and dead screens…
Candy schemes...
And we still say…
YIPPEEEEEEEE...