Midnight Grocery Funk

Sliding down the aisle in my house shoes

Cart got a lean like it drank too much

Saw you by the melons with that slow groove

Checking every label like you soft but tough

You got that funk at the grocery store (oh yeah)

Turning every checkout lane into a dance floor

Bag my heart in a paper sack

Ring it up once

I ain’t bringing it back

You got that funk at the grocery store

Now I’m two steps in

Coming back for more

Coupons in your pocket

But you look rich

Laughing with the clerk

Got ’em all stitched

You said “grab the thyme

” I heard “take your time”

Now we both stuck smiling in the condiment line (hey!)

You got that funk at the grocery store (so sweet)

Turning every checkout lane into a dance floor

Bag my heart in a paper sack

Ring it up once

I ain’t bringing it back

You got that funk at the grocery store

Now I’m late for home

But I want some more

We’re dancing past the frozen meals

Spin you by the cereal

See how that feels

You say “this is crazy”

I say “this is fate”

You throw one wink

And I forget my whole list

Babe

You got that funk at the grocery store (oh yeah)

Turning every checkout lane into a dance floor

Bag my heart in a paper sack

Ring it up once

I ain’t bringing it back

You got that funk at the grocery store

Price check love

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