Clumsy Dog Run Remix

Doggy on the run, paws hittin’ that blacktop,

Tail spinnin’ circles like a junkie on crack rock.

Floppy ears flappin’, he look dumb as hell,

Tripped over his leash, now he ringin’ church bells.

Face-first in the dirt, got the whole block cryin’,

Look like a stick-up gone bad, bodies flyin’.

Kids pointin’ fingers like, “Yo, he done,”

But that fool popped up — barkin’, “Bitch, I won!”

Clumsy Doggy Run, got me barkin’, son,

Chasin’ his own tail like the race ain’t done.

Dumbass bounce, yeah, the chaos fun,

Clumsy Doggy Run, oh, this shit weigh a ton.

Hit the gun range, tryin’ to focus and aim,

But all I see is that dog wild, goin’ insane.

Lookin’ like a fiend duckin’ shots in a raid,

Zoomies through traffic, almost caught a grenade.

Banged into trash cans, cops hit the brakes,

Almost took a bullet for his dumbass mistakes.

Whole hood screamin’, “Yo, somebody grab that mutt!”

But he hopped the fence, barked, “Fuck y’all sluts!”

Clumsy Doggy Run, got me barkin’, son,

Chasin’ his own tail like the race ain’t done.

Dumbass bounce, yeah, the chaos fun,

Clumsy Doggy Run, oh, this shit weigh a ton.

Paws slippin’ like soap in a jailhouse shower,

Zoomin’ through alleys, got cokehead power.

Gravity clownin’, this dog got no fear,

Flipped over twice, still barkin’ in gear.

Me and him twins, both broke, both nuts,

Both been chased and both got cuts.

If chaos was a pet, this fool’s the king,

Whole hood laugh, but they don’t say a thing.

Clumsy Doggy Run, got me barkin’, son,

Chasin’ his own tail like the race ain’t done.

Dumbass bounce, yeah, the chaos fun,

Clumsy Doggy Run, oh, this shit weigh a ton.

Lil’ dog wild like a stick-up gone left,

Snatched a baby’s fries, then pissed on the chef.

Tail wag like he beefin’ with the DEA,

Ran through the trap, knocked a scale in the hay.

Hit a pothole, flipped like a burner jammed,

But hopped right back like, “What’s good, fam?”

He a menace, a thief, a dirty lil’ punk,

But he ride or die, and he don’t give a fuck.

Clumsy Doggy Run, got me barkin’, son,

Chasin’ his own tail like the race ain’t done.

Dumbass bounce, yeah, the chaos fun,

Clumsy Doggy Run, oh, this sh*t weigh a ton.