Yo, check the mossy mic, it's Punky T on the scene,
Tiny boots, big swagger, a mischief-making machine.
Green velvet coat, mushroom cap tipped to the sun,
I’m Punky T the gnome, the party’s just begun.
Chorus:
Punky T, Punky T, funky gnome with a gleam in his eye,
Mischief on the clock, quick and sly, always fly,
Tip the cap, drop the beat, watch the lilies sway,
Punky T, Punky T, mischief maestro all day.
Verse 1:
I roll through the shade with a wink and a grin,
A spark in my teeth, let the garden grin back at you again.
I lace the night with rhythm, I stomp in time with the breeze,
Tiny but loud, I rule these roots with ease.
Chorus:
Punky T, Punky T, funky gnome with a gleam in his eye,
Mischief on the clock, quick and sly, always fly,
Tip the cap, drop the beat, watch the lilies sway,
Punky T, Punky T, mischief maestro all day.
Verse 2:
Check the shed for tricks, I cue a glitter rain,
Sprinkler arcs rainbow-wide, the soil hums in refrain.
I crown the scarecrow with a leaf-tiara, party in the air,
Critters dancing cheek to cheek to Punky T’s wild flair.
Bridge:
Not mean, just bold, I flip the garden’s dull routine,
Throw a wink at dawn and keep it lively and clean.
When the sun climbs up, I fade with a smug little grin,
But you know I’ll be back tomorrow to spin the mischief again.
Chorus:
Punky T, Punky T, funky gnome with a gleam in his eye,
Mischief on the clock, quick and sly, always fly,
Tip the cap, drop the beat, watch the lilies sway,
Punky T, Punky T, mischief maestro all day.
Outro:
From the roots to the shoots, I keep the vibe alive,
Punky T, the funky gnome, with mischief in his stride.