I’ve been a bad boy lately
spank marks and heart shaped bruises
I’m a bruiser, fighting for my dominance
And all the guys fall like dominos
To my prominence
A single king
Not monogamous
New lover every night
Not anonymous
Giving spankings
No consequence
Got more bodies
For the documents
They’re amazed by my
Competence
So I leave a present in their
Esophagus
Yeah I’ve been bad
Playing safe but playing hard
Feeling friendly after dark
Leave my fears where I parked
And I head on in
Into uncharted waters
Ready to get wet and slippery
Ready to wrestle with some sea serpents
and bikini bottoms
I can’t always top em
But I can sure rock em
I rock their world like my name’s
Dwayne Johnson
And when I’m done call me John Cena
Cause I won’t see yah
Later
I’m a one night pleaser
Unless you got me shaking like a seizure
Riding on a Trojan
Conquering like a Caesar
Skeptical of my talents
You’ll soon be a believer
That I can treat you naughty for the night
Cause being bad has never felt so good