The Worst Dancer I Know

Yeah, yeah

You know who I am

Can't deny it, no, I can't

Step on the floor, feel the beat

But my moves? Man, they incomplete

Try to groove, but I just stall

Dance floor queen? Nah, not at all

Face twisted, look so distressed

Movin' like I need a rest

Feet don't follow, just protest

Still, I claim the best, I confess

I can't dance, I know it's true

Seizure style, what I do

Stiff as a board, look out, y'all

But I still say I’m the 1st of all

Bobbing head, lookin' wild

Crack a smile, so beguiled

Movin' like a backed-up drive

But in my mind, I thrive

So here I stand, claimin' my crown

Dance floor king, though I look so clown

Can’t dance, but I got the sound

Best in my mind, all around