With a master's degree.
in the Mystic Sciences.
from the Academy.
of Forbidden esoteric knowledge. substitute teaching.
home school classes online.
for high school dropouts.
wanting GED credits for college,
perhaps slightly rusty.
in certain subjects.
But trust me.
I'm always studying something.
Brushing up on mythological beastiaries or the theologian pantheon.
Or replicating kabbalistic drawings.
The biology. of mythological creatures.
Or formulas. of economic numerology. Methods of communication with spirits.
The myriad tools.
of divination and astrology.
The significance of specific alignments. between certain celestial bodies.
The horticulture of magical herbs,
And of course.
devotional rituals to the goddess Kali.
The healing properties of crystals. resonant tones.
and energy activation,.
mudras, and mantras,.
Occult alphabets and symbols,
amulets and protective sigil visualization.
The tarot, the I-ching.
spirit animal totems.
Chakkras and other.
Eastern medicine practices.
tribal connectedness,
remote viewing, astral travel.
ayahuasca and inner vision quests. psychedelic therapy.
meditation.
and pranic breathing exercises.
jewish mysticism.
or egyptian hieroglyphic translation. instruments of pagan ceremonial.
Lucid dreamstates.
Aboriginal shamanism.
exorcism and demonic possession .
methods of seance.
The holy koran.
The secrets of enoch.
the keys of solomon.
sacred Geometry.
palmistry.
the dead sea Scrolls.
and esoteric codec Documents.
Native American Nature Correspondence.
Australian Aboriginal magics,
haitian voodoo Shadow Work,
annointents and Libations,.
tactics .
of serendipitous. sign Interpretation.
Avatar Hosting. deital projection. Offerings to the fae,
The 8 fold path.
and its many lessons.
The I-ching.
Kamasutra.
Scrying and the act of levitation,
pranic breathing,
and the miracle .
of elemental manipulation.
Summoning forces .
and invoking guardians,
Sacred space and concentric circles .
Familiars and seraphim, cherubum classification,.
lost cities.
Ancient riddles.
The art of rhythmical spell casting .
the banishing of invasive entities,
Capturing of ectoplasmic .
orbs on camera.
We may never find actual answers to anything in this class.
You may as well .
had majored in philosophy,
but don't worry,
because you're all graduating.
With a master's degree .
in the Mystic Sciences.
from the Academy .
of Forbidden arcane knowledge
