Intro – phone ringing)
Brrring… brrring…
Yo… who calling while I’m mid-combo?
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(Verse 1)
Phone ring, I pause the game like, “What you want, bro?”
You like, “Slide out tonight,” I’m like, “Yeah… that’s a hard no.”
I’m locked in—Naruto focus in Sage Mode,
You talking clubs, I’m talking grinding on stage four.
Goku in my headphones yelling, “Don’t bail out!”
Saitama lookin’ at me like, “One punch if you go out.”
You want me in the streets? Bro, I’m barely in sunlight,
My social stat’s lower than Rock Lee on a rest night.
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(Pre-Chorus)
You call me again, persistent like a villain,
But I’m chilling with my squad—virtual, top-tier killing.
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(Chorus)
I’m antisocial, otaku essential,
I don’t do hangouts, crowds make me mental.
Your invite popped up—side quest accidental,
I stay home leveling up my potential.
Yeah, antisocial, that’s my credential,
You want me outside? Bro, that’s experimental.
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(Verse 2)
You like, “Come on, just come through with the crew,”
I’m like, “Bro, real life got too many quick-time moves.”
I’m dodging your plans—Ultra Instinct smooth,
My couch is my base, I don’t ever leave the room.
You buzzing my phone like you powering a villain arc,
Meanwhile, I’m trying to catch Pokémon in the dark.
You keep calling like a mission I can’t skip,
Friendship bar maxed—guess I gotta make the trip.
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(Bridge – dramatic rap)
Anime pose, deep sigh, eyes to the sky,
Why must I go outside? Bro, I might die.
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(Final Chorus)
I’m antisocial, otaku essential,
I don’t do hangouts, crowds make me mental.
But you my boy, so I’ll break my schedule—
Save my game, grab my shoes… effort incredible.
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(Outro – reluctant rap)
Alright, bro…
For you…
I’ll go out…
Five minutes.
Don’t push it.
KiaraUzumaki
