Rest ye CS students now

Rest ye CS students now,

Let nothing you dismay.

The VAX is down and won't be up,

Until the first of May.

The program that was due this morn,

Won't be postponed, they say.

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,

Comfort and joy,

Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.

The bearings on the drum are gone,

The disk is wobbling, too.

We've found a bug in Lisp, and Algol

Can't tell false from true.

And now we find that we can't get

At Berkeley's 4.2.

Apollo 440/remix Wounded Pentium

Download Mandrakes' 7.0.m, Coconut Comms swore by it.