Sparkly N' Glittery!

One time, I got so high off crack I started seeing rainbows and unicorns doing the tango. I started craving a mango. Instead of eating a mango, I snorted another pound of crack. Don't ask me how much money I spent on coke cause I'll lose track!

I feel sparkly and I feel glittery. Weed takes me out of my misery. Oh, Yeah, I feel sparkly.. tonight. I feel so sparkle and I feel glittery! Crack and all that stuff makes life not so rough!

rough!

Met another guy old enough to be put in a nursing home but he had that bling bling money cash cash so I shook my ass ass! This month he was late on my payment so I made him late on his life support! Oh yeah, I pulled that plug and he's down beneath the earth! And guess who got all his money? Me!

Oh, yeah I feel sparkly! I feel so glittery! Money and drugs takes me out of my misery! Oh yeah! Mhm. Mhm. Now the cops are after me!

The cops are after me so I left Hollywood and I fled to Miami! Thought about New York City but fock it, I went to Miami!

Oh I feel sparkly! Mhm! Yeah I feel glittery. You feel what? Sparkly! You feel what? Glittery! Vaping takes you out of your what? My misery! Oh yeah!

Snorted coke in the McDonald's bathroom! Did crack in my dad's room! Got high off a mushroom! Now I'm gonna go because I feel like I'm gonna die from this damn hangover!

Alright, let's bring this shit to a close!

Oh, I feel sparkly! Mhm! Oh, I feel glittery! Mhm! I feel what? Sparkly! I feel how? Glittery! And what takes me out of my misery? Drugs! Oh yeah, cause I feel sparkly. Mhm! Oh, I feel.... Glittery!