[Verse]
Snow fallin', but the fire’s brimstone,
Devils carol in a bass-baritone.
Krampus with the clout, he’s the gift that’s grim,
Rudolph’s horns crooked, got a flickering dim.
Coal in the stockings, but it’s burnin’ hot,
Satan in a Santa suit, twistin’ the plot.
[Chorus]
Hell’s favorites, deck the halls in flames,
Jingle bells echo, but they whisper names.
The naughty list ain't fiction, it's a one-way trip,
Merry mischief, yo, from the devil's grip.
[Verse 2]
Eggnog spiked with a sulfurous swirl,
Frosty in a heatwave, ice startin’ to curl.
Elves doin’ donuts in a chariot blaze,
Mistletoe hangs in infernal malaise.
Gingerbread men with a sinister grin,
Candy cane-striped sins where the chaos begin.
[Bridge]
Sleigh rides on magma, reindeer drippin’ ash,
Silent night shattered with a fiery crash.
Tinsel wrapped tight 'round a pitchfork spear,
Angels hum low, but the devil’s choir sneers.
[Chorus]
Hell’s favorites, deck the halls in flames,
Jingle bells echo, but they whisper names.
The naughty list ain't fiction, it's a one-way trip,
Merry mischief, yo, from the devil's grip.
[Outro]
So ho, ho, ho, down the chimney of doom,
Yuletide terror in the sulfurous gloom.
Santa’s got a secret, and it ain’t no joy,
Hell’s holiday playlist, straight to destroy.