(Record scratch) Yo, check the mic, one two!
Got that brain spaghetti, whatcha gonna do?
ADHD in the house, yeah, that's my jam,
Tryna focus is harder than holdin' back a dam!
**(Verse 1)**
They say "Just pay attention," like it's a freakin' switch,
My brain's got a party, every neuron doin' a glitch.
One minute I'm Mozart, next I'm a squirrel on crack,
Lost my train of thought? Ain't no gettin' that thing back!
Got a million ideas, all fightin' for the prime slot,
My to-do list is longer than a pirate's treasure knot.
Started ten projects, finished precisely zilch,
But hey, at least my enthusiasm's got a real good tilt!
**(Chorus)**
ADHD flow, yeah, it's kinda chaotic, you see,
My focus span's shorter than a bumblebee's pee.
Sarcasm's my shield, wit's my weapon of choice,
Tryna adult with this brain? Man, it ain't my first rejoice!
**(Verse 2)**
Keys? Wallet? Phone? The holy trinity of dread,
Spend half my life searchin' like a detective in my head.
Appointments? Yeah, they're more like vague suggestions,
Time blindness is real, ain't no room for your objections!
Procrastination's my spirit animal, chillin' by my side,
"Later" is my mantra, with nowhere left to hide.
But lemme hyper-focus on somethin' totally absurd,
I'll become an expert, every single fact and word!
**(Chorus)**
ADHD flow, yeah, it's kinda chaotic, you see,
My focus span's shorter than a bumblebee's pee.
Sarcasm's my shield, wit's my weapon of choice,
Tryna adult with this brain? Man, it ain't my first rejoice!
**(Bridge)**
They offer "helpful tips," like "just try harder, mate!"
Oh really? Never thought of that, you illuminate!
My brain's a Ferrari engine in a bumper car frame,
Got the power, no control, it's a hilarious game!
**(Verse 3)**
Shiny things distract me, noises make me twitch,
A quiet room's a myth, a conversational ditch.
Interrupting? My bad, the thought just had to flee!
My filter's on vacation, somewhere wild and free.
But hey, at least life's never ever dull, that's true,
Got a brain full of fireworks, a constantly changing view.
So next time I'm distracted, lost in my own haze,
Just remember, it's the ADHD doing its crazy ways!
**(Chorus)**
ADHD flow, yeah, it's kinda chaotic, you see,
My focus span's shorter than a bumblebee's pee.
Sarcasm's my shield, wit's my weapon of choice,
Tryna adult with this brain? Man, it ain't my first rejoice!
**(Outro)**
Yeah, ADHD life, it's a wild and bumpy ride,
But at least it's never boring, nowhere left to hide!
(Scattered thoughts fading out with a final, sarcastic chuckle)
Focus... what was I saying? Oh well, never mind! Peace out!
CosmicGod541
