The best deal

Hey

What you just fuckin do, mate?

It smells like a real gross zoo

Did you think I’d not notice the poo?

I definitely noticed the poo

There’s two dogs fighting over sausage

Two dogs nomming on that sausage

Jerry, the joke isn’t funny

Jamie Oliver’s nose looks runny.

You’re a single rat runnin on a wheel

You’re a stupid fuckin rat that’s the deal

You’re a single rat runnin on their wheel

That’s it that’s all. That’s the deal. Uh!

Hey

Ya know I see you with my eyes

Now I’m lookin you in the eyes

I see you wanking off. Ned.

You’re such a fuckin toss-er

Girls don’t even wanna touch ya. Uh.

Or even really even fuckin fuck ya.

Gross

You’re a single rat runnin on a wheel

You’re a stupid fuckin rat that’s the deal

You’re a single rat runnin on their wheel

That’s it that’s all. That’s the deal. Uh!

Mate stop wanking for real

You’re a single rat runnin on a wheel

You just never had appeal.

Take dinner for free and then bail

Cause from where I’m sitting that’s the best deal. Uh!

Billionaires eatin up the good stuff. Uh.

Billionaires eatin up the good stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. That’s the total fuckin deal.

…. Uh.