(Hook)
I can’t be your middle man when it’s time to get trees,
Everybody call my phone sayin’ “bro can you link me?”
Soon as something go wrong now they yellin’ at me,
Man I’m done with the drama, y’all can figure it out, please.
I can’t be your middle man when it’s time to get trees,
Everybody act cool till the deal go messy.
When the bag too light suddenly it’s all on me,
Man I swear I’m retired from the middle man scene.
(Verse 1)
Phone buzz buzz like a hornet in July,
“Hey bro you know somebody?” yeah I know a guy.
But I’m tired of the runaround, tired of the blame,
Every single time it’s the same old game.
I text this dude, then I text that dude,
Now they both actin’ weird with a bad attitude.
One say late, other say short,
Next thing I know they both in my court.
Man I’m just the bridge I ain’t build the road,
But somehow every problem on my shoulders get throwed.
Deal go smooth they forget my name,
But if it go sideways guess who they blame?
(Hook)
I can’t be your middle man when it’s time to get trees,
Everybody call my phone sayin’ “bro can you link me?”
Soon as something go wrong now they yellin’ at me,
Man I’m done with the drama, y’all can figure it out, please.
I can’t be your middle man when it’s time to get trees,
Everybody act cool till the deal go messy.
When the bag too light suddenly it’s all on me,
Man I swear I’m retired from the middle man scene.
(Verse 2)
Last week Kyle said “bro I need a favor,”
Next day Mike mad say the number was a failure.
Now they both callin’ me like I stole the stash,
Man I was just passin’ texts I ain’t touch the cash.
I’m done playin’ referee in this nonsense league,
Everybody want help but nobody got receipts.
I’m duckin’ them calls like a linebacker blitz,
Soon as they hear my voicemail they be losin’ their wits.
Now they gotta hustle on their own two feet,
I’m sittin’ back chillin’ with some peace and sleep.
If the deal go bad that ain’t on me,
The middle man retired, y’all finally free.
(Hook)
I can’t be your middle man when it’s time to get trees,
Everybody call my phone sayin’ “bro can you link me?”
Soon as something go wrong now they yellin’ at me,
Man I’m done with the drama, y’all can figure it out, please.
I can’t be your middle man when it’s time to get trees,
Everybody act cool till the deal go messy.
When the bag too light suddenly it’s all on me,
Man I swear I’m retired from the middle man scene.
