[Verse]
There's a little kid named Mason on the loose again
He's got chaos in his pocket he's nobody's friend
He stomps in with giggles and a devilish grin
Breaking the world as he spins
[Chorus]
Mason the poopie butt king of the mess
Flipping the bird in his Sunday best
He’s tiny but mighty causing distress
Mason’s wild day is a raucous success
[Verse 2]
He flips over chairs and he knocks down the tower
The way he breaks stuff he’s got superpower
Parents all sigh while the dogs try to cower
Mason’s reign of terror just grows by the hour
[Chorus]
Mason the poopie butt king of the mess
Flipping the bird in his Sunday best
He’s tiny but mighty causing distress
Mason’s wild day is a raucous success
[Bridge]
Little tornado with peanut butter on his face
Sneaking into trouble like it’s a race
He’s a hooligan but we can’t replace
That messy little sparkle and his crazy pace
[Verse 3]
Pots are banging spoons on the floor
You can’t walk a straight line through the chaos no more
But his laugh rings loud like an encore
Even with the mayhem Mason’s the score