(Verse 1)
Becky’s got a Kindle and a nightstand stack
Books piled so high they might break her back
Says, “I’m gonna slow down,” but we all know
Another fairy prince is fixin’ to steal the show
She tears through novels by the dozen every year
But that unread pile just keeps growin’ over here
Dragons in the moonlight, castles in the rain
And one more paperback she swore she wouldn’t claim
(Pre-Chorus)
She likes Sarah J. Maas, but keep it tame
Little too spicy and she’s mutterin’ my name
She wants the romance, hearts racin’ fast
But when they hit the bedroom, better fade to black
(Chorus)
Oh Becky loves a closed-door fantasy
Enemies to lovers and a kiss beneath the trees
One bed at the inn and the tension gettin’ thick
Fae boys with wings just do the trick
Magic in the moonlight, dragons in the sky
And if you interrupt her, buddy, say goodbye
When that book cracks open, best leave her be
Or face the wrath of Queen Becky
(Verse 2)
Kids come runnin’ in yellin’, “Mama, where’s my shoe?”
Husband says, “Hey babe,” she says, “Chapter twenty-two!”
There’s a war in the kingdom and a faerie court ball
A grumpy prince confessin’ that he loved her all along
She’s kickin’ her feet and gigglin’ at the page
Then cussin’ at the villain in a righteous kind of rage
Bookmarks in the kitchen, paperbacks in bed
Half the town’s romance section livin’ in her head
(Pre-Chorus)
She don’t need diamonds, she don’t need pearls
Just morally gray men savin’ fantasy worlds
But if that scene gets steamy, she’ll declare
“Close that dang door, I do not care!”
(Chorus)
Oh Becky loves a closed-door fantasy
Enemies to lovers and a kiss beneath the trees
One bed at the inn and the tension gettin’ thick
Fae boys with wings just do the trick
Magic in the moonlight, dragons in the sky
And if you interrupt her, buddy, say goodbye
When that book cracks open, best leave her be
Or face the wrath of Queen Becky
(Bridge)
Unread books stacked taller every year
She says, “I’ll catch up someday, don’t you fear”
But another signed edition catches her eye
And somehow ten more books come home by July
(Final Chorus)
Yeah Becky loves her fantasy romance dreams
Sword fights, cursed kings, enchanted moonlit scenes
Slow burn love and banter sharp as knives
Keeps those fictional men alive in her mind
So hush up the house and let that woman read
She’s battlin’ through kingdoms with impressive speed
And heaven help the soul who disturbs her peace
When Queen Becky’s readin’ her romantasy
(SPOKEN WORD SECTION)
Those book girlies always find themselves a gamer boy. Just like enemies always become lovers.