No unsolicited D Pics

Oh no, here we go again,

Another creep behind the screen, my friend.

Gotta get this off my chest,

It’s time to confront this mess, oh yes!

In a world of likes and follows,

Came a message that just hollows.

Strange men with their twisted games,

Creepy vibes, they’ve got no shame.

Late-night pics of what they own,

News flash—man, we’re not alone!

Desperate boys with their dirty deeds,

Can’t see the plants but they’re sowing weeds.

Oh, did I mention this isn’t fun?

Keep your bits wrapped, we’re already done!

Unsolicited, keep it zipped,

Not a thing that I’d ever script!

We don’t want to see, we don’t need to know,

Put that shrinky-dink away, just let it go!

A pic so grim, like an earthworm squirm,

Dude, take a second, do you think we yearn?

Cheesy Smeg, and it’s hanging out,

Why do you think that it’s what we’re about?

You’ve got a girl, well what’s she say?

Cuz this is not the right display.

Wrong approach, can’t you see?

We just want kindness, not your misery!

Unsolicited, keep it zipped,

Not a thing that I’d ever script!

We don’t want to see, we don’t need to know,

Put that shrinky-dink away, just let it go!

Name and shame, it’s coming back,

You’re not a king, just a petty hack.

Girls united, stand up tall,

This kind of behavior? Not acceptable at all!

Unsolicited, keep it zipped,

Not a thing that I’d ever script!

We don’t want to see, we don’t need to know,

Put that shrinky-dink away, just let it go!

So here’s the lesson, hear me clear,

Respect our space, my dear, my dear!

So if you really want to connect,

Try using words—show some respect!

Keep those pictures out of sight,

We deserve way better, that’s our right!