**Intro**
(Spoken)
Oh baby, are you Wi-Fi? ’Cause I feel a connection…
(**Verse 1**)
I must be a snowflake, 'cause I’ve fallen for you,
Are you a magician? ‘Cause every time I look, you vanish my blues.
Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes,
Babe, you're the pun that makes my heart synchronize.
**Pre-Chorus**
Oh, it's tragic, but I can't resist,
These lines are awful, but they exist!
If you roll your eyes, well, that’s alright,
At least it means you’re looking at me tonight!
**Chorus**
It’s a cheesy love song, the corniest kind,
Each pick-up line messing with your mind!
You say it’s awful, but you’re laughing too,
‘Cause deep down, babe, you love it, don't you?
**Verse 2**
Are you French? ‘Cause Eiffel for you,
If beauty were time, you'd be infinity—true!
Are you a bank loan? ‘Cause you got my interest,
And if loving you is wrong, then I'll gladly confess!
**Pre-Chorus**
Oh, it's tragic, but I can't resist,
These lines are awful, but they exist!
If you roll your eyes, well, that’s alright,
At least it means you’re looking at me tonight!
**Chorus**
It’s a cheesy love song, the corniest kind,
Each pick-up line messing with your mind!
You say it’s awful, but you’re laughing too,
‘Cause deep down, babe, you love it, don't you?
**Verse 3**
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got "fine" written all over you,
Are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re smoking, it’s true!
Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
Babe, you’re the punchline to my romantic campaign!
**Bridge**
You might think I'm ridiculous, I know that it's true,
But you can’t deny, I’ve got my eyes on you!
So don’t fight it, don’t try,
Just let me be your dad-joke guy!
**Chorus**
It’s a cheesy love song, the corniest kind,
Each pick-up line messing with your mind!
You say it’s awful, but you’re laughing too,
‘Cause deep down, babe, you love it, don't you?
**Outro**
(Spoken)
So… did it hurt
When you fell for me?
