One more round

Verse 1

Me and my bro go to the Aussie bar

Where drinks are flowing and cheaper by far

Stumbling drunk a man appears

Slurring his words and holding some beers

A never ending story he begins to tell

Our eyes glazed over — are we in hell?

Chorus

We raise our glass to one more round,

That’s what we said, just look at us now,

Swore we’d be gone by half past nine,

Now it’s daylight with my partner in crime

Verse 2

Words of wisdom from a drunken stranger

Hard to listen to a syllable changer

We smile and laugh and try to pretend

But what we think would truly offend

So we gather our beers and drink them fast

Spot a little gap — we’re gone at last

Refrain

Swore we’d be gone by half past ten,

Now it’s daylight with my bro again

Verse 3

Smiling and joking we hit the road

Looking for love or something close

We wind up going to an Irish pub

Around the corner from the comedy club

The line’s too long, it stretches far

Holy shit — they nearly got hit by that car

Refrain

Swore we’d be gone by half past eleven,

Now it’s daylight — feels like seven

Verse 4

We ask the bouncer for somewhere new

Tattoos on his face, said “follow through”

His mate said “walk to Milsom Street,

You’ll find a place with girls to meet”

By this time my stomach’s rumbling,

Can’t believe my legs still functioning

Refrain

Swore we’d be gone by half past twelve,

Now it’s daylight — can’t trust ourselves

Verse 5

We stumbled into this place called Lane 7

Drinks and games — this must be heaven

Promised ourselves we’d not get arrested

So told the girls they looked real festive

They laughed at us — don’t know why,

Could’ve sworn that line would fly

Chorus

We raise our glass to one more round,

That’s what we said, just look at us now,

Swore we’d be gone by half past one,

Now it’s daylight and still not done

Verse 6

Turns out luck was on our side,

Teachers out drinking, end-of-term high

Beer pong bouncing off the wall,

Cheering loud every time it falls

Lost the game but won the night,

Couldn’t throw straight — but that’s alright

Final Refrain

Swore we’d be gone by half past two,

Now it’s daylight — I’ve lost a shoe

Outro

Kebab van glowing like a holy sign,

Chips and grease at closing time

Laughing hard the whole way home,

Making jokes we won’t condone

Chorus

We raise our glass to one more round,

That’s what we said, just look at us now,

Swore we’d be gone by half past nine,

Now it’s daylight with my partner in crime

Yeah with my partner in crime