Constipated

chorus:

I'll constipated and I can't move

said I constipated and I can't move

have so much to do do doodoo and i cannot doodooo

I said I'm constipated can't move

you see I'm constipated can't move

I'm constipated and I can't mooove

get me some meds through CVS drive-thruuuu

I just need something that can help my stomach relax

stomach acting all over the place it need a Xanax

Then it started coming out like I turned on the switch

running running runnin. o! Ahhh!this a biiiiitch

I know what I'm saying baby might be a little crass

but that whole may not be squeeeaky you better take a paaaassss

(chorus)

Cuz im ownn, wipe me, im ownnnn, wipe me im owwwnnn wipe me, help im bounnnnd

Its 2007 im lil boosie im owwnn you need to wipe me dowwwn

that toilet paper feels so nice and soft

we have a nice conversation u help wipe my bum then I cough

Ew! It splatters on your jacket. Oh. that's a mistake

I can't believe you're helpin do this 4 me oh its gotta b fine line between love n hate

The thing about you cleaning up my boooo boooo

is making up in the shower washing each other off and...mmm...then maaake it do what it do.

Dooo. Hahahaha

[Talking:]I owe u so much baby. I love you. *[fart sound] (pfffftrrttt)* heeheeeeheeehehehehe