chorus:
I'll constipated and I can't move
said I constipated and I can't move
have so much to do do doodoo and i cannot doodooo
I said I'm constipated can't move
you see I'm constipated can't move
I'm constipated and I can't mooove
get me some meds through CVS drive-thruuuu
I just need something that can help my stomach relax
stomach acting all over the place it need a Xanax
Then it started coming out like I turned on the switch
running running runnin. o! Ahhh!this a biiiiitch
I know what I'm saying baby might be a little crass
but that whole may not be squeeeaky you better take a paaaassss
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Cuz im ownn, wipe me, im ownnnn, wipe me im owwwnnn wipe me, help im bounnnnd
Its 2007 im lil boosie im owwnn you need to wipe me dowwwn
that toilet paper feels so nice and soft
we have a nice conversation u help wipe my bum then I cough
Ew! It splatters on your jacket. Oh. that's a mistake
I can't believe you're helpin do this 4 me oh its gotta b fine line between love n hate
The thing about you cleaning up my boooo boooo
is making up in the shower washing each other off and...mmm...then maaake it do what it do.
Dooo. Hahahaha
[Talking:]I owe u so much baby. I love you. *[fart sound] (pfffftrrttt)* heeheeeeheeehehehehe