Wake n’ Bake and Brew

Hit the drive-thru half awake

Same girl at the window, same mistake

"Sir, that’s your seventh cup today"

I said, "I’m either gonna perk up or pass away"

I got coffee in my left hand

Mary in my right

Heart doing double time

Brain taking flight

If I text you at sunrise

Then call you at noon

Blame the wake n’ bake and brew

I been orbiting the moon

Tried to cut back, tried to be strong

Bought decaf once, it just felt wrong

Tried one tiny puff to take it slow

Now I’m cleaning out the fridge in a rodeo robe

Barista knows my birthday, dealer knows my dog

One keeps me talkin’, one clears the fog

Doctor says, "Son, you should pick just one"

I said, "Cool, I’ll pick ‘em daily till the day I’m done"