Moxee ?

Yeah… it’s been nine months with no Wi-Fi

Moxee loadin’ like it hate me

Phone froze, feelin’ like the ‘80s

Siri, talk to me…

No Wi-Fi, can’t FaceTime, stuck in my zone (yeah)

Moxee laggin’, pages loadin’, I’m all alone (uh-huh)

Every time I call out, “yo Siri,” she moan (what?)

Sayin’, “Boy, this phone trash, get me off this phone”

(Repeat x3)

I been grindin’ offline, no connection, still I glow

Nine months deep, I’m a monk, peace mode

Netflix spinnin’, buffer sign, never load

Tryna text bae, it send blue from two days ago

Ayy, Moxee slow like traffic in the rain

Click one link, it freeze up my whole brain

Tryna drop heat, but my beats can’t stream

So I hum my pain, make the Wi-Fi dream

No Wi-Fi, can’t FaceTime, stuck in my zone (yeah)

Moxee laggin’, pages loadin’, I’m all alone (woah)

Every time I call out, “yo Siri,” she moan (uh-huh)

Sayin’, “Boy, this phone trash, get me off this phone”

(Repeat x4)

(glitchy autotune effect)

Wacking my opps like Chris Rock

Go tell moxee she needa stop,

Scooping my Jollof Rice up out,

Siri been balling like Chris Bosh,

Im on that case like odd squad,

Doing my dance go cha-cha,

Samsung, that be the opp block,

When I’m in Philly I top Rock,

Brand new chain from TikTok shop,

I cant slip i got my mop,

Everyone know im a Dog Like

Chop,

Mess with siri you get dropped,

You know im a dog, call me scooby,

"Eating FUFU with

Agusi!!"

"This ain't no game, no callof duty"

"Do awave check,got

the duwi"

You ask me for vibes? I’ma give you static,

This connection tragic, Moxee, automatic.

Wanna FaceTime? Nah, go grab a pigeon,

‘Cause your service missin’, that’s my final decision.

You: Why my screen stuck on “Retry”?

Siri: ‘Cause your Moxee’s too slow, don’t lie.

You: I just wanna stream my life.

Siri: You need Wi-Fi, boy, not hope and a sigh.

😮‍💨

No Wi-Fi, can’t FaceTime, stuck in my zone (yeah)

Moxee laggin’, pages loadin’, I’m all alone (yeah)

Every time I call out, “yo Siri,” she moan (uh-huh)

Sayin’, “Boy, this phone trash, get me off this phone”

(Repeat x4)

“Recalculating…

Connection lost… again.

Maybe it’s time to upgrade.”

(Repeat x4)