Too Legit To Go full legit
bring the prohibition back
so I can exploit it again
don't you know that marijuana
has deadly cancerous agents
you can't just put it on the Shelf
through big Pharma
next to alcohol and cigarettes
or wait..
but don't hold your breath
for Jesus to return
you can't just trust
the federal government
to let you grow weed to burn
check the history
aren't you in the least concerned?
this is considered to be a gray area
state recreational legalization
could easily be overturned
in the courthouse
after the FBI has seized your earnings
so think before you move
take heed and keep learning
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With Titanic Britannica volumes
on a spinning wheel of flames
the Queen of Sheba returned
in answer to an incantation
performed by her loyal people on Earth in Her First Act
she began to sprinkle ashes
from within King Solomon's urn
and then she reached in
and pulled him out corporeal by the arm every firm believer and skeptical alike
fell hushed in amazement
she waved her scepter
to douse the location
of a buried pyramid
then raised it
their existed no document
which detailed it's enclavement
and so any further research
would only prove to be fruitlessly wasted
renowned archaeologists were speechlessly astonished
when she revealed the sarcophagus which she retrieved
from the mouth of the Sphinx
and easily remove the stone on top of it
When she spoke
she addressed the gathered masses welcome to the age of Egypt
the last of the cycle to pass
greatness awaits ye
who've remained faithful in my absence waves of bodies collapsed simultaneously in devotional reverence and then King Solomon
transmuted the soil and sand
beneath them into golden sediment soon flanked by Cleopatra and Nefertiti
a monarchy was readily apparent
