The pilgrimage

Nature is calling, the time has come to take the pilgrimage, oh woah it’s so so long and scary out there

Woah oh ah ah

The path I must take is lonely and cold

The journey will take me to a strange new world full of creatures all around , I’m all alone woah oh mmm ah mmm oh woah!

I hear them sneaking all around

I just have to make it to hallowed ground

Yeah oh I woah yeah must ah oh go woah woah to a mmmm oh ah woah place up high woah ah I must find oh mmm yeah oh ah woah woah yeah ah oh mmmm woah

The sun is lowering, and the tummy’s rumbling

Time is nearing, and cheeks are clenching woah ah ah no oh ah please not now oh woah oh no

I waddle like a duck to take a dump

Release the kraken and let me go woah oh woah oh finally woah

Up on the thrown I let my self go

Blowing out the sacred hole

WOA and the Gods did grin when I gave my offerings to them yeah ah oh yeah mmmm an oh few! Woo

The night falls over me in the Deepest part of the forest, I sense the ancient Gods of the porcelain throne. They are all around the pilgrimage has past , and the place I have found at last.