pondering. Funny thoughts, from my head to you. fauls and true.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
(sly fox,,,,)
Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
He could see the snowblower coming.
(good times ahead)
What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
Move fasta (Mufasa). HaHa
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
“Want to see if it fits?”
(Loose lips.)
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
(Never Forget)
Which animal has the largest chest?
A Z-bra.
(biggins)
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.
(looking into the future)
My girl asked me to spoon in bed, but I’d rather fork.
(all over the place)
What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
Only one has nuts.
(crazy truth)
What does the horny toad say?
Rub it.
(over and over again)
What do you call a nanny with breast implants?
A faux-pair.
(Fun Bags,)
What does a hot dog use for protection?
Condoments.
(safety first)
What does a robot do after a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts.
(gotta bounce)
What is a long, wide thing that men carry?
A tie.
(tie her up)
What do you call an Italian call girl?
A pasta-tute.
(tasty Belladonna)
What did Pongo and Perdita say after they did the deed?
“That hit the spot.”
Are you a pie?
Because I’d like a piece of you.
(sweet cherry)
How did the police catch the nude man breaking into Zales?
They grabbed him by the jewels.
(ouch)
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snowballs.
(no game)
What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to his new lover,
Show me the honey.
Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle. Want to hear a clean joke? The white horse took a bath.
(to Dirty)
What gets wetter when things get steamy?
Steamboats.
(moter boat)
What's 6 inches long and has 2 nuts at the end?
An Almond Joy.
(make her happy)
Why did the male chicken wear underwear on its head?
Because its pecker was on its face.
Can I watch TV?
Yes, but don't turn it on.
(it's a pervert)
Why did the ranch blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
(crewton's.)
What’s hot, pink and wet?
A pig in a hot tub.
(bacon)
Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
(limpin lizard)
silly jokes in my head, thinking about turning words into smiles,
What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'?
About three inches.
36. What holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty?
A hair tie.
37. What is Peter Pan’s favorite place to eat out?
Wendy’s.
38. Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her b-shells.
39. Why is a one-night stand with a man like a snowstorm?
You never know how long it’ll last.
40. A couple were snuggling and his wife said softly, “Speaking of fantasies, how about the one of you ironing?”
41. What do you play with at night that also vibrates?
A cell phone.
42. Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because they won't stop to ask for directions.
MAC Cracker. 
