[Verse 1] “grim..oo o grim slayer…” oo.. o
He rolls in with a Grin
Phone lit up with a fresh new find
Grim-slayer knows every carded face
On that shelf like treasure in a case
He taps that app with a steady hand
Sees a price tag way past plan
He says, “That’s fine, put it in the bag”
If it’s the one, he’s gotta have
[Pre-Chorus]”grim”
He don’t blink, he don’t stall
When he wants it, he wants it all
Type it in, box it up
One more deal, one more luck
[Chorus] “grim”
Grim-slayer checks it off….
Grim-slayer has it all
On his list, right where it belongs
Grim-slayer checks it off
If it’s high, he still says yes
(he still says yes) oo oo
Star Wars figures, nothing less
Grim-slayer checks it off
[Verse 2] “grim… grim slayer….”
Whatnot hosting with a loyal crowd
He keeps it fair and keeps it loud
If you’re short, he’ll tell you straight
If you’re in need, he’ll save your plate
He’s the kind that knows your name
Remembers birthdays, jokes, and pain
A good friend to everyone in the room
Makes a hard week feel less cruel
[Pre-Chorus] “grim”
He don’t blink, he don’t stall
When he wants it, he wants it all
Type it in, box it up
One more deal, one more luck
[Chorus] “grim”
Grim-slayer checks it off
Grim-slayer has it all
On his list, right where it belongs
Grim-slayer checks it off
If it’s high, he still says yes
(he still says yes)
Star Wars figures, nothing less
Grim-slayer checks it off
[Bridge] grim…. Grim… oo oo o
Late-night bids and a winning grin
Another blaster, another win
He could hold back, but he won’t try
He sees the set and he tells no lie
For the kids, for the crew, for the shelf
He gives that same big-hearted self
And every box that lands at his door
Feels like a little bit more
[Chorus]
Grim-slayer checks it off
Grim-slayer has it all
On his list, right where it belongs
Grim-slayer checks it off
If it’s high, he still says yes
(he still says yes)
Star Wars figures, nothing less
Grim-slayer checks it off
[Outro]
Grim-slayer, friend to all
Grim-slayer, never falls
He checks it off
He checks it off. He’s the… grim slayer
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