

Prompt / Lyrics
The Oopsie Text Blues (Verse 1) I typed “you’re hot” real quick, hit send with pride, Meant for Sarah, but it went to the whole work slide. Boss replies “thanks bro” with a winky face, Now HR wants a meeting in a very quiet place. (Chorus) Auto-correct, group chat curse, wrong recipient worst, I’m the king of “meant to delete that first!” One finger slip, whole squad sees my shame, Proofread? Nah, I live life on airplane mode flame! (Verse 2) Told Mom “I’m drunk lol,” meant for my best dude, Family group chat lights up: “We’re praying for you.” Aunt Karen sends Bible verses at 3 a.m., While I’m just tryna say “be there in ten.” (Chorus) Auto-correct, group chat curse, wrong recipient worst, I’m the king of “meant to delete that first!” Heart reacts flying, screenshots eternal, My texting game’s basically a funeral. (Bridge) They say “double-check before you hit that arrow,” But I’m too busy living life in error. Tomorrow I’ll swear I’ll finally be careful… Right after I accidentally sext my payroll. (Outro) So raise your phone if you’ve ever cried “RECALL!” We’re all just one fat-finger from downfall. Moral of the story, friends, is clear as can be: If you don’t proofread… you belong to me. 😭
Tags
blues
3:09
No
1/22/2026