The Oopsie text blues

The Oopsie Text Blues

(Verse 1)

I typed “you’re hot” real quick, hit send with pride,

Meant for Sarah, but it went to the whole work slide.

Boss replies “thanks bro” with a winky face,

Now HR wants a meeting in a very quiet place.

(Chorus)

Auto-correct, group chat curse, wrong recipient worst,

I’m the king of “meant to delete that first!”

One finger slip, whole squad sees my shame,

Proofread? Nah, I live life on airplane mode flame!

(Verse 2)

Told Mom “I’m drunk lol,” meant for my best dude,

Family group chat lights up: “We’re praying for you.”

Aunt Karen sends Bible verses at 3 a.m.,

While I’m just tryna say “be there in ten.”

(Chorus)

Auto-correct, group chat curse, wrong recipient worst,

I’m the king of “meant to delete that first!”

Heart reacts flying, screenshots eternal,

My texting game’s basically a funeral.

(Bridge)

They say “double-check before you hit that arrow,”

But I’m too busy living life in error.

Tomorrow I’ll swear I’ll finally be careful…

Right after I accidentally sext my payroll.

(Outro)

So raise your phone if you’ve ever cried “RECALL!”

We’re all just one fat-finger from downfall.

Moral of the story, friends, is clear as can be:

If you don’t proofread… you belong to me. 😭