The Oopsie text blues

The Oopsie Text Blues
(Verse 1)
I typed “you’re hot” real quick, hit send with pride,
Meant for Sarah, but it went to the whole work slide.
Boss replies “thanks bro” with a winky face,
Now HR wants a meeting in a very quiet place.
(Chorus)
Auto-correct, group chat curse, wrong recipient worst,
I’m the king of “meant to delete that first!”
One finger slip, whole squad sees my shame,
Proofread? Nah, I live life on airplane mode flame!
(Verse 2)
Told Mom “I’m drunk lol,” meant for my best dude,
Family group chat lights up: “We’re praying for you.”
Aunt Karen sends Bible verses at 3 a.m.,
While I’m just tryna say “be there in ten.”
(Chorus)
Auto-correct, group chat curse, wrong recipient worst,
I’m the king of “meant to delete that first!”
Heart reacts flying, screenshots eternal,
My texting game’s basically a funeral.
(Bridge)
They say “double-check before you hit that arrow,”
But I’m too busy living life in error.
Tomorrow I’ll swear I’ll finally be careful…
Right after I accidentally sext my payroll.
(Outro)
So raise your phone if you’ve ever cried “RECALL!”
We’re all just one fat-finger from downfall.
Moral of the story, friends, is clear as can be:
If you don’t proofread… you belong to me. 😭

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