Intro (spoken, half-drunk)
Okay, okay, hear me out—
I’ve made a lot of mistakes.
But tonight?
We do NOT stick anything into the damn socket.
Not again.
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Chorus
Don’t put it in the socket, baby — no, no, no,
That’s not a hole for glowsticks or your little bro.
Keep your forks, your fingers, and your vibes intact,
That plug don’t want your weird attack.
It’s not a vibe. It’s not a game.
That socket’s dry — and it don’t know your name.
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Verse 1
I saw Greg with a spork and a questionable grin,
Said, “I wonder what happens when you stick it in.”
I said, “Bro, this ain’t science class,”
Then he zapped backwards and lit up his ass.
Megan tried it once with a vape device,
Now she sparks when she eats Minute Rice.
I’m all for chaos, I love bad ideas—
But let’s not invent new IKEA careers.
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Pre-Chorus (chanted)
It don’t want your tongue,
It don’t want your chain,
You plug something weird,
You might fry your brain.
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Chorus
Don’t put it in the socket, baby — not that vibe,
You’ll fry your credit score and ruin the tribe.
Save your toys, your toes, and your USB,
We ain’t charging your spicy energy.
Respect the wall, respect the cord—
That socket’s cursed, and it’s freakin’ bored.
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Bridge (rap-style)
You ever seen someone try to charge their vape
From a toaster bath with a roll of tape?
That’s not a life hack, it’s a lawsuit brew,
Now Becky buzzes like a Pikachu.
Don’t play electrician when you're four drinks deep,
Unless you wanna hum like a microwave beep.
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Verse 2
I once stuck a key in a socket for "science,"
Now my hair defies every appliance.
Someone said, “But it fits so nice,”
Yeah, so does regret — once or twice.
This ain't a PSA, it's a goddamn toast:
To not becoming a literal ghost!
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Chorus
Don’t put it in the socket, babe — trust the rule,
Unless you’re tryna glow up in summer school.
Your blender’s fine, your vibe is lit,
But keep your weird kinks outta the outlet, quit!
It’s not your lover, it’s not your fate—
That socket’s cold and it don’t consensuate.
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Final Breakdown (spoken slow, sarcastic)
So unless you wanna vibrate at Wi-Fi speed,
Keep your tongue, tools, and toys
Where the Lord intended:
Not inside live electrical hardware.
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Final Chorus (screamed like a chant)
No forks! No phones!
No snacks! No bones!
No glowsticks! No chains!
Don’t socket shame — just use your brain!
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Mic Drop Outro (spoken)
This message was brought to you by 200 amps of bad decisions.
Party safe, plug smart.
And if you have to ask, the answer is: don’t.
