(Verse 1) The calendar is glowing, the holiday is near, But the thought of the mall fills me with genuine fear. The parking lot’s a jungle, a concrete, crowded mess, Elbows out and ready for the shopping stress. I’m pushing through the masses, I’m standing in the line, Trying to find a perfect, thoughtful gift that shines. The cheer is getting thinner, the patience wearing low, Just need a sturdy shield for the consumer battle show!
(Chorus) Oh, the jingle bells are ringing, but my spirit’s starting to drop, Trying to finish thirty gifts inside this endless shop. I’m running out of energy, my patience is all gone, I should have started shopping back in early dawn! I need a Helper Elf, small and quick and bright, To finish up my list before the coming night. Yes, I need a Helper Elf, where can I sign him up? To handle all the hassle inside my Christmas cup!
(Verse 2) So I retreated home and logged onto the web, Thought virtual shopping would stop this rising dread. But the checkout page keeps crashing, the shipping date is slow, And 'Free Delivery Over Fifty' is the ultimate low blow! I scroll a thousand pages, the reviews all contradict, How do I know this little gadget is the one I should select? I've got ten tabs open, all confusing and unclear, The same amount of panic as when I was standing there!
(Bridge) My tracking number tells me the package is delayed, I need a little gnome to sort the mess I’ve made. A small, efficient worker, with an attitude of grace, To zip through all the tasks in this chaotic, tiring chase!
(Chorus) Oh, the jingle bells are ringing, but my spirit’s starting to drop, Trying to finish thirty gifts inside this endless shop. I’m running out of energy, my patience is all gone, I should have started shopping back in early dawn! I need a Helper Elf, small and quick and bright, To finish up my list before the coming night. Yes, I need a Helper Elf, where can I sign him up? To handle all the hassle inside my Christmas cup!
KRoseCarol
