Danny bought in, thinking “to the moon!” 🚀
Three years later, still staring at cartoons
Altcoins crashed, NFTs went poof
He’s holding bags like a stubborn goof
Sabbir followed, thought he’d get smart
But ended up with a shrinking heart
Ramsey hopped in, a little too late
Now we’re all stuck in the crypto fate
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Pre-Chorus
Commodities exploded, who could’ve known?
We were busy staring at our phone
Charts like rollercoasters, up and down
We’re still here, won’t leave town
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Chorus
Bags of tears, bags of pain
Holding strong through the crypto rain
Danny, Sabbir, Ramsey in line
Hodling together, we’ll be fine
Altcoins died, commodities soared
We got nothing but laughs and the bags we hoard
But we’re still here, still in the fight
Together we’ll survive this cycle night
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Verse 2
Danny whispers “just one more week”
Sabbir sighs, can’t find the peak
Ramsey checks Twitter, wants to cry
Altcoin memes just multiply
We trade in dreams and hope we cope
Sometimes with logic, mostly with dope
But deep down we all kinda know
This bear will end, one day we’ll glow
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Pre-Chorus
Commodities booming, banks counting stacks
We’re just here with our shrinking packs
Laughing at charts like it’s stand-up night
Crypto life: a weird delight
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Chorus
Bags of tears, bags of pain
Holding strong through the crypto rain
Danny, Sabbir, Ramsey in line
Hodling together, we’ll be fine
Altcoins died, commodities soared
We got nothing but laughs and the bags we hoard
But we’re still here, still in the fight
Together we’ll survive this cycle night
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Bridge
One day we’ll laugh, maybe even grin
At all the bags we failed to win
But until then, we’ll hodl tight
Memes and coffees through the night
Danny the veteran, longest to hold
Sabbir the hopeful, slightly less bold
Ramsey the latecomer, learning the ropes
Together we survive, together we cope
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Final Chorus – BIGGER & FUNNIER
Bags of tears, bags of pain
We’re hodling hard through the crypto rain
Danny, Sabbir, Ramsey, hooray!
We’ll survive, maybe someday
Altcoins gone, commodities flew
All we’ve got are our shrinking crew
Laughing, crying, memes in sight
We’re crypto warriors, we’ll be alright
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Outro (optional spoken/funny line)
“Next cycle, maybe we’ll get rich… or at least buy some snacks.”
