[Verse 1]
Where’s my—
Check my pockets
Check the counter
Check my guilt
Flip the cushions
Blame my roommate
Blame the cosmos
Blame my will
[Chorus]
Where’s my— oh
There it is
Right there in my hand (again)
Tiny daily apocalypse
Canceled once again
Where’s my— oh
There it is
Guess I’m the joke in this
Whole life on the verge of crisis
Then I find it
[Verse 2]
Where’s my—
Phone
My wallet
My to-do list
My damn brain
Stand there frozen
Doors wide open
Car still running
In the rain
[Chorus]
Where’s my— oh
There it is
Sitting in plain sight (of course)
Panic like the world might end
Over key rings and lost cords
Where’s my— oh
There it is
I’m the chaos
I admit
Always one step from disaster
Then I find it
[Bridge]
Every day the same old script
Heart jump
Stomach flip
Tiny scream caught on my lips
(oh-woah)
This must be
What forever is
Half a sentence
Cut by bliss
[Chorus]
Where’s my— oh
There it is
Laugh so I don’t quit
Living on the edge of stupid
And strangely proud of it
Where’s my— oh
There it is
I was holding it like this
If I ever get my act together
I might miss this