Feast of the Orange Monster

Delivery at the White House gates,

A truckload of McDonald's, heavy with fate,

The orange big guy, told to refrain,

But hunger’s a force, impossible to tame.

He’s got a plan, no diet’s gonna hold,

Grease and fries, more precious than gold,

Unwrapped the rules, with a grin so bold,

In this fast-food story, let the feast unfold.

The orange monster loose, in a food frenzy spree,

Feasting on the truck, wild and so free,

No diet’s gonna stop, his appetite’s the law,

Celebrating the chaos, in a greasy roar.

He’s munching down truth, breaking every rule,

In a world of salads, he’s the golden fuel,

A burger in each hand, food’s his only tool,

The crunch and the munch, a rebellious duel.

So here’s to the feast, the wild, the grand,

In the land of the free, he makes his stand,

The orange monster’s joy, unplanned,

A fast-food legend across the land.