**🎶 JAGGA-BOOTZ AFRO-DANCEHALL REMIX: "TING-A-LINGA REBIRTH"**
*(Afro-Pop Groove x Dancehall Fire | Shabba-Free, Pure JAGGA-BOOTZ Vibes)*
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### **[INTRO]**
*(Log drum roll ➔ steelpan sparkle ➔ airhorn blast)*
**Male Voice Tag (JAGGA-BOOTZ):**
*"Yuh ready fi di *ting-a-linga* revival? Dis nah no sample—dis a **JAGGA-BOOTZ ORIGINAL**! 🔥"*
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### **[CHORUS]** *(Original "Ting-a-Linga" Kept Intact)*
*"Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-l-ting-a-l-ting-a-li-ting-a-li-ting-a-lin-ting-aling-ting-a-ling!
Ting-a-ling a ling, dancehall it swing, DJ head stuck up when hear boom riddim.
Ting-a-ling a ling, schoolbell a ring, knife and fork ah fight fi dumplin.
Booyaka! Booyaka! ~~call for Shabba Rankin~~ *(JAGGA-BOOTZ AD-LIB: "CALL FI DI VIBE DEM!")*
Dem a di don, to di biz we av di key, Put di don to di key and turn him inna donkey - yes!"*
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### **[VERSE 1]** *(JAGGA-BOOTZ Rewrite – Shabba-Free)*
*"Ting-a-ling a ling! Di riddim *reset* di scene—
No *suckling* here, just *whine* fi di *supreme*!
Yard *and* foreign *merge* when di bassline *scream*…
JAGGA-BOOTZ *mix* di *code*—dis a *worldwide* scheme!
Knife *and* fork? Nah—*hand* dem a *clap*!
Dumplin’ *hot*, but di gyal dem *map*!
Dem *donkey* talk? Mi *turn* dem to *zombie*…
JAGGA-BOOTZ *rule* di *yard*—no *Shabba*, just *Bounty*!*
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### **[VERSE 2]** *(JAGGA-BOOTZ Rewrite – Global Flex)*
*"Reggae dancehall *remix* wid Afro *gloss*—
Cock up yuh foot, *wine* till yuh *socks* *loss*!
If yuh *mate* dress like Bugs Bunny? *Nuh* fi *cross*…
JAGGA-BOOTZ *pick* di *Queen*—*cartoon* fi *boss*!
Canadian *snow* meet Jamaican *sun*…
Japanese *gyal* dem a *whine* fi di *fun*!
English *rose*? Mi *water* fi *run*…
Ting-a-ling *anthem*—di *world* unda one!"*
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### **[BRIDGE]** *(JAGGA-BOOTZ Swagger)*
*"Quality *vs* quantity? Mi *mix* di *two*—
JAGGA-BOOTZ *dough* rise like *oven* *Jew*!
God *almighty* bless di *willpower* view…
Dem *cyaan* harm we—di *charts* dem a *boo*!
Cash register *sing*? *Cha-ching* fi di *crew*…
Di *general* here—di *DJ* army *new*!
Dot *I*, cross *T*—*vibes* overdue…
Ting-a-ling *legacy*—dis a *JAGGA-BOOTZ* *zoo*!"*
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### **[CHORUS REPRISE]** *(Original "Ting-a-Linga" Intact)*
*"Ting-a-ling a ling, dancehall it swing, DJ head stuck up when hear boom riddim.
Ting-a-ling a ling, schoolbell a ring, knife and fork ah fight fi dumplin.
Booyaka! Booyaka! ~~call for Shabba Rankin~~ *(JAGGA-BOOTZ AD-LIB: "CALL FI DI CROWN!")*
Dem a di don, to di biz we av di key, Put di don to di key and turn him inna donkey!"*
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### **[OUTRO]**
*(Steelpan skank ➔ crowd roar ➔ airhorn symphony)*
**JAGGA-BOOTZ Shout:**
*"Original *ting-a-linga*—but di *flames* all *JAGGA-BOOTZ*! 🔥
Stream it loud, gyal—*tek* it to di *sky*!
Shabba who? Nah—dis a *new* dynasty!
Di *world* sing *chorus*…di *verse* dem a *WE*! 🌍"*
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