Chattin Wit A Hoochie

(Beat drops: that iconic “Chattahoochee” guitar riff slowed to 140 BPM, chopped and screwed a little, underwater reverb, 808s hittin’ like a tailgate on cinder blocks. Kid Trunks voice comes in raspy, half-sung, half-spat.)

**Hook (Trunks + pitched-up Alan Jackson sample)**  
Yeah,yeah  
We was chattin’ with a hoochie  
Down by the Chattahoochee  
She was thicker than a peach, yeah  
Booty wetter than the creek, yeah  
Learned more in one night  
Than a whole year in the streets, yeah  
It gets hotter than a hoochie  
When you’re chattin’ with a hoochie-coochie  

**Verse 1 – Kid Trunks**  
Pulled up to the riverbank, Jeep on 12s  
She in Daisy Dukes cut so high you see the dimples  
Told me “play that old country, I said “bet”  
Hit the Alan Jackson, now her hands on my neck  
Cooler full of Natty, moonshine in the Solo  
She said “boy you country-trap, you a mulatto Merle Haggard”  
I said “nah, I’m just a Florida cracker with a chopper in the glovebox  
And a soft spot for a thick redbone”  
She laughed, took a pull, then jumped in the water  
Came out lookin’ like a baptised IG model  
Said “you gon’ learn tonight, better take notes”  
Then she showed me couple things that they don’t teach at Valdosta State  

**Hook again**  
Chattin’ with a hoochie  
Down by the Chattahoochee  
She was bad to the bone, yeah  
Made a country boy switch his tone, yeah  
It gets hotter than a hoochie  
When you’re chattin’ with a hoochie-coochie  

**Verse 2 – Kid Trunks**  
3 A.M., fire’s low, she still goin’  
Got my Stetson on the dash, boots in the mud, heart throbbin’  
She said “you rap about guns, but can you two-step?”  
I said “baby I’ll do whatever if the booty got movement”  
Alan Jackson ghost-singin’ in the background  
“It gets hotter than a hoochie on the Chattahoochee”  
She whispered “prove it”  
Next thing I know we in the truck, windows fogged like a sauna  
Bass hittin’ harder than her ex-boyfriend’s karma  
She said “play that country shit one more time”  
So I looped the guitar riff while she loop-de-looped on my—  

**Outro (Trunks + chopped & screwed Alan sample)**  
Yeah… we was just chattin’ with a hoochie  
Now I’m ruined for these bougie girls in the city  
Every time I hear that banjo I get horny  
Thank you Alan Jackson, thank you muddy water  
Thank you thick redbone with the peach cobbler  
Southside forever, XXX  
Chattahoochee to the grave, bitch  
Skrtt!

Trap, Florida Rap, Plugg, Rage-Plugg,-Era Soundcloud Rap, Dark Trap, Horrorcore-Tinged, Lo-Fi Trap, Memphis Phonk Influe