AHHHH!

My ice cream cone took a tumble

I flew an airplane and skipped work

Peanut butter and jelly did a somersault

A unicorn munching rainbow poop danced on my roof

I stubbed my toe—AAHHHHHH!

I adopted a neon-striped dog

Got a shot today, it squealed

A flying T-Rex waved hello

My socks turned into tiny trampolines

Banana peels started singing opera

I slipped on a cloud of confetti

A jellyfish gave me directions

My cereal argued with the spoon

AHHHHHHH!

I found a llama wearing sunglasses

The mailbox sprouted wings and flew away

My chair ran off with a spoon

Marshmallows started a protest

I sneezed and summoned glitter tornadoes

A sandwich called me a liar

The moon winked and blinked twice

A penguin taught me calculus

My shoes left to join a circus

AHHHHHHH!

A pineapple auditioned for a musical

Rainbows marched in formation

The floor became a trampoline park

I rode a pogo stick to Jupiter

Spaghetti sang lullabies

My mirror winked back

A dragon sold me lemonade

Time hiccuped and sneezed

AHHHHHHH!