Service with a Scale!

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[I] "Welcome to My Mansion. We’ve prepared a special list just for you. No engines, no outside help. Just pure Dragonmaid excellence."
[1] Decklist tight Forty cards ready to win the fight. Three Chamber are mandatory, searching the deck Grabbing that Tidying to keep you in check. Parlor is sending the dragons to rest While Kitchen is putting your hand to the test. Running Hospitality to extend the play And Changeover to bring the big bosses today.
[p] Forget the service, I’m here for the throat, I’ll burn your deck down while I sit back and gloat. You like the outfits? The lace and the skin? Good, 'cause I'm 'bout to let the real filth begin. I’ll cycle my maids 'til they’re drained and they’re spent, Every negate is a scream that you sent. 
[C] I’m pinning you down with a board you can’t break, How much more of this "hospitality" can you take? I don't want a handshake, I want you to crawl, Oh, the Dragonmaids are cleaning the floor Tagging in dragons and asking for more. From the human form to the sky Watch the Sheou negate with a gleam in her eye. House on field, popping cards for the win Let the Dragonmaid cycle begin!
[2]The Battle Phase starts, and the girls disappear Transforming to dragons, the moment is here! Nurse becomes Ernus, bringing the heat Kitchen turns to Lorpar, making defeat. From level four maids to the level eight scales A cycle of power that never once fails. Then at the end of the turn, they return to their form A mid-range control that weathers the storm.
[C] I’m pinning you down with a board you can’t break, How much more of this "hospitality" can you take? I don't want a handshake, I want you to crawl, Oh, the Dragonmaids are cleaning the floor Tagging in dragons and asking for more. From the human form to the sky Watch the Sheou negate with a gleam in her eye. House on field, popping cards for the win Let the Dragonmaid cycle begin!
[B] Fusion Summon with a Changeover spell Bringing out Sheou, and she’s doing it well. Standby Phase triggers, she brings back a friend A wall of protection that you cannot bend. Try to activate, she’ll negate and retreat Swapping for House to make the board-wipe complete.
[3] The pleasantries end where my graveyard begins, They look so polite in their ribbons and lace, 'Til I tribute them all just to spit in your face.
You’re trapped in the loop, yeah, No "service with a smile," just a cold, scaly stare, I'll strip your board naked and leave you in despair. —I've buried the lead, I’ll make sure your deck is the next thing to bleed. Don't bother to scoop, stay and watch the display, Because Hallow is here, and you're just the prey.
[O] The Structure Deck was just the start Now the pure build is a work of art. It's not just a game when I'm pulling the strings, I'm the master of maids and the ruin she brings. My graveyard's a mess, but my hand is stayin' full, While I give your life points a long, painful pull. The chores are done, the board is clear... “See you in the next duel, dear.”