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[Verse 1]
Woke up late with a text from my boss
“Where are you?” Guess I’m already lost
Toothpaste on my shirt, ripped my tights
Yeah, we’re off to a hell of a flight
Burnt my toast, no milk left
Stubbed my toe, ran out of breath
Spotify hit me with a sad-ass song
And I still sang along (why not?)
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[Pre-Chorus]
Thought this day would go my way
But here we are in full cliché
Laugh or cry? Can’t commit
So I just whispered it—
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[Chorus]
Well… shit…
This ain’t the vibe I ordered
Karma’s got me cornered
And I just bit my lip (ow)
Well… damn…
The train just left the station
I’m stuck in bad rotation
But I’m still cute, so this is it
Throw my hands up, scream a bit—
Well… shit
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[Verse 2]
My phone’s on 2%, my heart’s at zero
Tried to play chill but I’m no hero
Every red light knows my name
Even my shadow walked away in shame
Late-night plans turned into cries
With fries and lies and no replies
But I still post a filtered grin
Fake it loud, let chaos win
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[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe I was born for this
Sparkles in the wreckage mist
Can’t control it, can’t outwit
So let’s just roll in it—
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[Chorus]
Well… shit…
This ain’t the dream I pictured
Life just glitched and flickered
But hey, I still commit (barely)
Well… damn…
My mascara’s on vacation
I missed the revelation
But I’ll dance through every hit
Hair a mess and mood unlit—
Well… shit
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[Bridge – slow & dramatic, then builds]
Maybe it’s all some big joke
Maybe I’m the punchline broke
But if I fall, I fall in style
Middle fingers up, still smile
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[Final Chorus – louder, faster, everyone scream it]
Well… shit…
Can’t stop this spiral session
But I’ll make it my confession
Turn breakdowns into skits
Well… damn…
Yeah, I’m a walking meme
Tragedy with whipped cream
But I own every bit
So laugh with me, don’t quit—
Well… shiiiiit
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[Outro – with sass and claps]
Well…
Shit.
(That’s all, folks.)
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Dayzzz
