Pyar Bromance

(Intro – Spoken)

Arre bhai...

Dil diya tha free trial pe,

Auto-renew ho gaya — koi denial pe! 💔😂(Verse 1)

DM mein ghusa swag karke,

Emoji bheja tag karke! 😎

Lag rahi thi fairy Instagram pe,

Real life mein lag gayi damp! 😭Main gaya gift leke mall tak,

Woh boli “scan karao QR tak!” 🧾

Main bola “baby you my dream,”

Boli “bhai, good self-esteem!” 😂(Hook / Chorus)

Pyaar mat karna bhai,

Ye tricky trap hai bhai!

Start mein “angel baby,”

End mein “blocked maybe” bhai! 🚫Pyaar mat karna bhai,

Ye duniya ka bug hai bhai!

Jo gaya connection mein,

Ab static hug hai bhai! 📡

Ye unlimited plan hai bhai!

Recharge karte reh jaayega,

Signal kabhi na aayega! 📵(Verse 2)

Mummy boli “IAS ban beta,”

Main bola “she my meta data.” 🤓

Friends bole “ye lagti hai psycho,”

Main bola “bro, she my typo!” 😭Phir bola “you’re sweet like tea,”

Boli “bhai, respect ki ji!” 😂

Dil gaya crash system down,

Now single town mein main clown! 🤡(Bridge / Drop)

Pehle texts – “good night jaanu,”

Ab reels – “main khush akela oon.”

Dil uninstall nahi hota yaar,

Lagta hai virus named love.jar! 🦠💻(Final Chorus)

Pyaar mat karna bhai,

Ye emotion ka lag hai bhai!

Career ban, chill le tea,

Ye romance CPU drag hai bhai! 🧠☕Pyaar mat karna bhai,

Ye duniya ka bug hai bhai!

Jo gaya connection mein,

Ab static hug hai bhai! 📡😂(Outro – Spoken)

Final tip —

No love, No See,

Bromance aur tea! 🫖🎵