Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) Snow is gently falling, the season’s full of cheer… But here comes Steve La Duke again, the clown of every year. He’s carrying kids’ toys, and batteries by the pound, and tells a joke so corny that the elves all walk around. (Chorus) 🎵 Ohhh— Steve La Duke, Steve La Duke, cheesy smile so bright! Making jokes and selling stuff from morning until night! Steve La Duke, Steve La Duke, spreading Christmas cheer, He’ll sell you gloves and tools AND toys… then crack a joke so weird. 🎵 ⸻ (Verse 2) He jingles like a salesman, with bells upon his shoes, He’ll sell a candy cane display and make you buy one too. His boss named David sees him and sighs “Here we go again…” but even Santa admits Steve outsells all his men. ⸻ (Chorus 2) 🎄 Ohhh— Steve La Duke, Steve La Duke, the clown of Christmas time! He doesn’t need no mistletoe to drop a cheesy line. Steve La Duke, Steve La Duke, with jokes that make you groan… but somehow while you’re laughing you’re buying half the store alone! 🎄 ⸻ (Bridge – magical holiday moment) The reindeer shake their heads, the snowmen roll their eyes, but kids all shout “It’s Steve!!” when he walks by with that smile. Even Santa starts laughing, he can’t help but approve— “You’re on the Nice list, buddy… now stop selling stuff to my elves, dude!” ⸻ (Final Chorus) Ohhh— Steve La Duke, Steve La Duke, the legend of the sleigh, If you don’t laugh at his jokes he’ll keep trying anyway. Steve La Duke, Steve La Duke, the Christmas clown we love, He spreads joy, laughs, and holiday deals… like a goofy Christmas dove.
Tags
Traditional, Holiday, Christmas Music, and Jazz, male, live
3:09
No
3/6/2026