waitress

(step right this way for an all you can eat buffet! open 24 hours a day, round the clock service, and it's *really* good!

*whispers* yeah)

eat it in the morning, eat it in the night

serving pussy on a platter

my diners open from 9-5

hey babe, what's that noise?

heard they're doing construction downstairs

well you can take your wrecking ball

in between my walls

whoever said sex was bad

obviously wasn't having enough

or any at all for that fact

dear God, you sure know how to throw it back

eat it in the morning, eat it in the night

serving pussy on a platter

my diners open from 9-5

cause i'm your waitress baby,

hope you give my service

a 5 star review

oh, you want to order some finger foods too

how about a Michelin review?

i'm like an all you can eat buffet, no seafood

like a happy hour that never ends

we can fix the bill later

as we're spending time in bed

what if i mess up your food?

am i going to be reprimanded?

well what if that's something i like?

i’ll still give you a bite

eat it in the morning, eat it in the night

serving pussy on a platter

my diners open from 9-5

cause i'm your waitress baby,

hope you give my service

a 5 star review

oh, you want to order some finger foods too

how about a Michelin review?

(mhm uh huh uh huh,

said mhm uh huh uh huh,

*whispers* waitress baby *laughs*)

cause i'm your waitress baby,

hope you give my service

a 5 star review

oh, you want to order some finger foods too

how about a Michelin review?

(*restaurant noises*)