[Intro]
Hold on, cut—dad, for real
Erase that, stop, that’s how I feel
You keep playin’, I keep sayin’
One more time and I’m
[Chorus]
I’ma throw a shoe at you (hey!)
Quit playin’, I’m tellin’ the truth
Stop messin’ with me in this room
Before I launch this Nike like zoom
I’ma throw a shoe at you (for real)
Don’t laugh, you know the deal
You keep pushin’ every mood I’m in
One more joke and that shoe gon’ spin
[Verse 1]
You walk in, start clownin’ my fit
Phone out, tryna film every bit
I’m like “Dad, chill, lemme exist”
You still crack jokes, can’t resist
Side-eye strong, I’m countin’ to three
You count to none, keep roastin’ me
I grab my slides like “this my cue”
You duck low, like “don’t do it, dude” (ha!)
[Chorus]
I’ma throw a shoe at you (hey!)
Quit playin’, I’m tellin’ the truth
Stop messin’ with me in this room
Before I launch this Nike like zoom
I’ma throw a shoe at you (for real)
Don’t laugh, you know the deal
You keep pushin’ every mood I’m in
One more joke and that shoe gon’ spin
[Verse 2]
Camera on, you yell “take two!”
Still misquote every word I do
“Hold on, cut—dad, for real”
I say stop, you don’t hear my feel
You remix all my serious lines
Turn my rants into punchline vines
Love you, yeah, but you test my cool
Love got limits when I grab that shoe (watch out)
[Chorus]
I’ma throw a shoe at you (hey!)
Quit playin’, I’m tellin’ the truth
Stop messin’ with me in this room
Before I launch this Nike like zoom
I’ma throw a shoe at you (for real)
Don’t laugh, you know the deal
You keep pushin’ every mood I’m in
One more joke and that shoe gon’ spin