Getting Weird

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Hey is dat GrizzlyJones?!?

Yeah dats me, it’s time say the name

GETTING WEIRD[Intro]GrizzlyJones:Man, look... I just came for a glass of water.Now I'm looking at a living room full of inflatable giraffes.Turn the bass up, my depth perception is entirely gone.Let’s get weird.[Verse 1]GrizzlyJones:Took a sip of the punch, now my elbows are floatingI’m in the kitchen trying to read the hot sauce coatingI smoked a green bush that smelled like a lawnmowerNow my cognitive functions are dropping way lowerI just high-fived a refrigerator, thought it was my cousinI ate an entire box of frozen waffles, like a dozenMy left shoe is missing, my right shoe is a slipperI'm trying to order pizza using a broken zipperLooked in the mirror, my reflection did a danceI think I accidentally put my arms through my pants![Chorus]GrizzlyJones:WILD OUT, we completely impaired!Look at the roommate, he is thoroughly scared!We drinking the juice, we smoking the grassI just tried to parallel park a trash can fast!DON'T BLINK, the ceiling is spinning aroundWe the goofiest circle of humans in town![Verse 2]GrizzlyJones:I’m sitting on the couch trying to speak to a plantI told it all my secrets but it gave me a slantSomebody poured a beverage inside of my bootI’m wearing a lampshade, looking quite cuteWHAT CHA THINK? Am I glowing or am I just sweaty?My knees feel exactly like a bowl of spaghettiI saw a house cat, I thought it was a bearI tried to challenge it to musical chairsThe bass hit the floor and I fell on my faceI’m the worst astronaut in outer space![Bridge]GrizzlyJones:Gravity is broken.STAND UP. (I can’t).SIT DOWN. (I’m already down).STAND UP. (Hold on, let me grab the table).MAKE IT HARDER.SIT DOWN. (Boom, missed the couch).Everything is goofy, everything is loud![Chorus]GrizzlyJones:WILD OUT, we completely impaired!Look at the roommate, he is thoroughly scared!We drinking the juice, we smoking the grassI just tried to parallel park a trash can fast!DON'T BLINK, the ceiling is spinning aroundWe the goofiest circle of humans in town![Outro]GrizzlyJones:Where am I?Is this the garage?Why is there a toaster in my hand?Stand up, sit down, pass the snacks.What cha think?Yeah.Goodnight.